The title is pronounced bak-teer-ee-ey.
I named it that because I decided to have my first blog be a description of what it feels like to have 2 bacterial spores on the cornea. It's a great feeling. I will say though, if it it was 4mm in a different direction, I could have pending vision loss, but thankfully its not. As long as it clears up and doesn't get any larger I won't have any vision loss.
If you want to know how you can also have the pleasure of having bacteria on your cornea, just leave your contacts in for a really long time. Don't ever take them out. Just leave 'em in there, even though the doctor said to take them out once a week. You don't need to listen to him, he only went to school and studied the human eye so he could talk out of his ass.
Oh hang on, I'll be right back. I have to go put another drop in there. BRB.
Okay i'm back. Sorry that took so long. Turns out I royally suck at putting drops in my eye. Third times the charm as they say.
"These drops will kill any bacteria that comes into contact with them, so they ought to work."
The eye doctor, referring to the epic battle taking place in my eye.
For those of you who have contacts, you remember how it feels to get an eyelash caught all up in there. That's kind of what my eye has been expressing to me for the last day and a while now. The only thing is, I can't seem to get it out of there.
I have yet to put the ointment in the "cul-de-sac" of my lower eyelid yet. (By the way, the term cul-de-sac is whats used on the prescription box. I didn't choose that one myself.) My dad says that it makes everything all blurry and gunky. Therefore, I am thoroughly excited.
All complaining and griping aside, I am extremely thankful that the little bacterias aren't on my pupil. I don't really want to have vision loss from this. It's only by God's grace that they are where they are. Also, if it seems like I am taking this sort of lightly and in a slightly comical fashion and not really stressing about it, its because I am. I know that if God wants me to lose vision in my eye, he will just do that. On the other hand, I know that if he doesn't want me to, he will make this all better. Either way, I am excited to see what happens. If you read all the way through this, I commend you. Good job, seriously.
Drew Hammond
